dumb and dumber: a high school relationship tragedy

Once upon a time there were high school "sweethearts" named dumb and dumber. For the sake of feminism and the great leaps it has made dumber will be the boy and dumb will be the girl.

This tragedy starts out like many others, the boy and the girl fall for each other. From there they embark on a journey for love that leads to them being in a relationship. If you checked both lover's twitters you would see it riddled with tweets about love and cliche song lyrics about love. (Obviously true love.)

After a couple days, weeks, and maybe even a month, things get sour. The two begin fighting and dumber cheats on dumb. Dumb, being the independent woman she is, leaves dumber.

From there the two say horrible things about the other and tell their respective groups of friends that they'll never go back. The two go on to talk to different boys and girls, but they still indirectly tweet things to get on the other's nerves. Their arguments are visible over twitter to anyone with half a brain and any knowledge of the previous relationship.

Weeks pass by and eventually you hear of dumb going back to dumber. The two are "talking" and their tweets make everything seem like love is in the air.

Suddenly, the twitter world is shocked to see that things haven't worked out yet again! Who would've thought after the first relationship was such a success?

Anyway, indirect tweets are thrown around once again and the two go their separate ways. Dumb and dumber finally seem to finally be over.

Unfortunately, their heaven sent relationship has to be rekindled over and over again. Each time ending in tumultuous breakdowns where the two swear they are done for good.

After the dust and clouds of their many break ups settle those who watched the whole thing play out can no longer discern who was dumb, and who was dumber. 


The End.