grinds my gears

Want to know what I am beyond annoyed with?

Healthy eating.

I am so tired of people telling me "that isn't organic" or "that isn't grown without pesticides". I don't give a shit if the chicken I'm eating is free range or slave range. I actually don't care if they chained the chicken up and made it pick cotton, that is how little I care. I get my fair share of fruits, vegetables, meats, and calcium. I take vitamin C pills and drink a lot of water. You could dissect what I eat and find things I'm missing, but frankly I don't give a a damn.

Please tell me that I'm not eating well.

For every 10 people who tell me it, 9 of the 10 aren't in as good of shape as me.

Want to race?

If I want a cupcake then I WANT A DAMN CUPCAKE.

I don't care if it doesn't have whole wheat flour and non-homogenized milk. I just don't care.

I eat and workout. I run. I don't consume alcohol or any other type of drug. So until everyone who says something to me about being healthy stops drinking, they can shut the hell up.

That is all.

NP: You Are Not A Robot- Hoodie Allen